Friday 20 July 2007

A study of the Ryan in his natural habitat

Today we take a look at the Ryan in his natural habitat. These never-before-seen photos bring to light the strange, but fascinating, daily routine of this mysterious creature.

In the photo below, we see the Ryan on his 'computer.' The Ryan spends a great deal of time throughout the day seemingly attached to this strange device. He seems especially attracted to something called "news."

Here we see the Ryan in his most natural state. He is holding what researchers initally called a 'blackberry,' but have renamed 'crackberry' because of the Ryan's apparent addiction to it. Interestingly, when the device is taken from the subject, he gets increasingly anxious. Researchers are debating the ethical questions of depriving the Ryan of his 'blackberry' to further study the effects of its absence.



Again, the Ryan is captured on film with his 'blackberry.' This time, however, he seems to be using it as some sort of primitive communication device. Perhaps he is looking for more "news."


One intrepid photographer, at great personal risk, startled the Ryan early in the morning at his most dangerous. Here, we see him with a cup of some sort of caffeinated beverage.



Researchers are excited to continue their studies of this Ryan and will be periodically releasing new findings to the public as they understand more about this intriguing specimen.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

haha... the Blackberry Evil... ! Luke