This might explain the odd thing I've noticed while wandering around our little corner of it...A large percentage of women are in one of the following three situations when I see them in my daily wanderings:
1. Pregnant...very, very pregnant. Not just pregnant, but annoying, happy, cute pregnant. Not my-ankles-are-swollen-I'm-the-size-of-a-house pregnant, but Liz-Lange-pretty-clothes-cutesy pregnant.
2. Pushing a "buggy" with a newborn (not a "proper pram like we used to 'ave" as the lady at the laundromat told me today while I waited for the sheets to dry...some things you just can't hang on a drying rack). These strollers are usually the double kind and often have a toddler in them as well. Most of the time that toddler is way too old (in my humble, but educated opinion) to be in a stroller.
3. They are pregnant (again, cutesy pregnant...not I-vomitted-all-morning pregnant) AND pushing a buggy with (usually) an infant in it.
There are an alarmingly large number of them. I'm thinking of going into business selling buggies, as a matter of fact. If they ever decide to revolt, all of England will be in danger.
It must be something in the water. I think I'll have some juice.
1 comment:
Your mom says stay awaaaay from the water!!!!
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